Legal

Terms of Service

Last updated: June 12, 2026

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing, browsing, registering for, or using any service, website, application, communication, or product offered by Midwest Wellness LLC (“Midwest Wellness,” “Company,” “we,” “us,” or “our”), you (“you,” “User,” “Client,” or “Member”) agree to be bound by these Terms of Service (“Terms”), our Privacy Policy, and any additional terms referenced herein. If you do not agree, you must not access or use any of our services. Your continued use constitutes ongoing acceptance.

2. Not Medical Advice; No Doctor-Patient Relationship

Midwest Wellness does not provide medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. All content, communications, materials, consultations, and information made available through our memberships and services are for general informational and wellness purposes only and are not a substitute for professional medical advice. No physician-patient, provider-patient, or therapeutic relationship is created by your use of our memberships unless explicitly established in writing with a licensed provider. Always consult a qualified, licensed healthcare professional before starting, stopping, or changing any treatment, supplement, medication, compound, hormone, or wellness membership. NEVER disregard professional medical advice or delay seeking it because of anything you read, hear, or receive from Midwest Wellness. If you think you may have a medical emergency, call 911 or your local emergency number immediately.

3. Regulatory Status of Membership Materials

You acknowledge and agree that certain materials, compounds, and substances referenced, discussed, or provided in connection with your membership may be classified by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (“FDA”) or other regulatory bodies as research chemicals, investigational compounds, or substances not approved for human consumption, diagnosis, treatment, cure, or prevention of any disease. Where applicable, materials may be supplied for laboratory, educational, or research purposes only and are not intended as drugs, dietary supplements, cosmetics, foods, or medical devices. Statements made by Midwest Wellness have not been evaluated by the FDA. You assume sole responsibility for the lawful, safe, and appropriate use of any material or information.

4. Eligibility

You represent and warrant that you are (a) at least 21 years of age; (b) of sound mind and legally capable of entering binding contracts; (c) not pregnant, attempting to become pregnant, or breastfeeding; (d) not subject to any medical condition, medication, or contraindication that would make use of any membership or material unsafe; and (e) lawfully able to receive the membership benefits in your jurisdiction. We may refuse service to anyone at our sole discretion.

5. Assumption of Risk

You knowingly, voluntarily, and expressly assume any and all risks of any kind associated with your membership, services, products, communications, and information, including but not limited to risks of injury, illness, adverse reaction, allergic response, infection, hospitalization, disability, emotional distress, financial loss, or death, whether foreseeable or unforeseeable. You acknowledge that wellness and biohacking-adjacent practices involve inherent risks that cannot be fully eliminated.

6. Release and Waiver of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, you, on behalf of yourself, your heirs, executors, administrators, successors, assigns, and any person claiming through you, hereby IRREVOCABLY RELEASE, WAIVE, DISCHARGE, AND COVENANT NOT TO SUE Midwest Wellness, its owners, officers, directors, members, managers, employees, contractors, agents, providers, affiliates, licensors, and successors (collectively, the “Released Parties”) from any and all claims, demands, actions, causes of action, damages, losses, costs, expenses, and liabilities of every kind and nature, whether known or unknown, suspected or unsuspected, foreseen or unforeseen, arising out of or in any way related to your use of our services, products, or communications, including those arising from the negligence of the Released Parties to the maximum extent permitted by applicable law.

7. Indemnification

You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless the Released Parties from and against any and all claims, liabilities, damages, judgments, awards, losses, costs, expenses, and fees (including reasonable attorneys’ fees) arising out of or relating to: (a) your use or misuse of the services or products; (b) your violation of these Terms; (c) your violation of any law or the rights of any third party; (d) any content or information you submit; or (e) your negligence or willful misconduct.

8. Disclaimer of Warranties

ALL SERVICES, PRODUCTS, AND INFORMATION ARE PROVIDED “AS IS” AND “AS AVAILABLE” WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS, IMPLIED, OR STATUTORY, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, NON-INFRINGEMENT, ACCURACY, COMPLETENESS, RELIABILITY, SAFETY, EFFICACY, OR THERAPEUTIC RESULT. We do not warrant any specific outcome, including weight loss, performance, longevity, energy, mood, or aesthetic results.

9. Limitation of Liability

TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, IN NO EVENT SHALL THE RELEASED PARTIES BE LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, EXEMPLARY, OR PUNITIVE DAMAGES, OR FOR LOST PROFITS, REVENUE, DATA, GOODWILL, OR OTHER INTANGIBLE LOSSES, ARISING OUT OF OR RELATED TO YOUR USE OF OR INABILITY TO USE THE SERVICES OR PRODUCTS, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES. THE AGGREGATE LIABILITY OF THE RELEASED PARTIES TO YOU FOR ALL CLAIMS SHALL NOT EXCEED THE GREATER OF (A) THE AMOUNT YOU PAID TO MIDWEST WELLNESS IN THE THIRTY (30) DAYS PRECEDING THE EVENT GIVING RISE TO THE CLAIM, OR (B) ONE HUNDRED U.S. DOLLARS (US$100).

10. No Guarantee

Any reference to a “30-Day Lose Weight Guarantee,” effectiveness review, or similar language refers to a service-level commitment to review your protocol, not a guaranteed medical, therapeutic, aesthetic, or financial result. Individual results vary substantially based on genetics, lifestyle, adherence, and other factors outside our control.

11. Payment, Subscriptions, and Cancellation

Wellness memberships are billed in advance on a recurring basis at the cadence selected at checkout. You authorize us and our payment processor to charge your payment method for all amounts due. Subscriptions renew automatically until cancelled. You may cancel future renewals at any time via your account or by contacting us; cancellation takes effect at the end of the current billing period and does not entitle you to a refund of amounts already paid, except where required by law. All sales are final unless otherwise stated in writing.

12. Communications Consent (TCPA / Email)

By providing your phone number or email, you consent to receive transactional, scheduling, and marketing communications from Midwest Wellness, including via autodialer, prerecorded, or AI-generated messages. Consent is not a condition of purchase. Message and data rates may apply. Reply STOP to opt out of texts or use the unsubscribe link in any email.

13. Intellectual Property

All content, branding, trademarks, logos, copy, designs, photography, software, and materials are owned by or licensed to Midwest Wellness and are protected by intellectual property laws. You receive no license except the limited, revocable, non-transferable right to access the services for personal, non-commercial use.

14. Acceptable Use

You agree not to: (a) reverse engineer, scrape, or interfere with our services; (b) resell or redistribute any product or content; (c) submit false, misleading, or fraudulent information; (d) use the services in violation of any law; or (e) infringe the rights of any third party.

15. Third-Party Services

Our services may integrate with or link to third-party providers (payment processors, shipping carriers, laboratories, telehealth providers, etc.). We are not responsible for third-party acts, omissions, products, or content, and your dealings with them are solely between you and the third party.

16. Modification of Services and Terms

We may modify, suspend, or discontinue any aspect of the services at any time without liability. We may update these Terms at any time by posting a revised version with a new “Last updated” date. Your continued use constitutes acceptance of the updated Terms.

17. Governing Law and Venue

These Terms are governed by the laws of the State of Missouri, United States, without regard to its conflict-of-laws principles. Subject to Section 18, the exclusive venue for any non-arbitrable dispute shall be the state or federal courts located in St. Louis County, Missouri, and you consent to personal jurisdiction therein.

18. Binding Arbitration; Class Action Waiver

PLEASE READ CAREFULLY. Any dispute, claim, or controversy arising out of or relating to these Terms or the services (a “Dispute”) shall be resolved exclusively by FINAL AND BINDING INDIVIDUAL ARBITRATION administered by the American Arbitration Association (AAA) under its Consumer Arbitration Rules, before a single arbitrator, in St. Louis County, Missouri (or by video conference at your election). YOU AND MIDWEST WELLNESS EACH WAIVE THE RIGHT TO A TRIAL BY JURY AND THE RIGHT TO PARTICIPATE IN A CLASS, COLLECTIVE, OR REPRESENTATIVE ACTION. The arbitrator, not any court, has exclusive authority to resolve any dispute regarding the interpretation, applicability, or enforceability of this arbitration agreement. You may opt out of this Section 18 by emailing a written opt-out notice within 30 days of first acceptance of these Terms. If the class waiver is found unenforceable, the entire Section 18 is void and Disputes shall proceed in court per Section 17.

19. Statute of Limitations

Any claim against the Released Parties must be filed within ONE (1) YEAR after the cause of action arises, or such claim is permanently barred, to the maximum extent permitted by law.

20. Severability and Entire Agreement

If any provision is held unenforceable, the remaining provisions remain in full force and effect. These Terms, together with our Privacy Policy and any order documents, constitute the entire agreement between you and Midwest Wellness and supersede all prior agreements regarding the subject matter.

21. Membership Materials and Compounded-Substance Disclaimer

You expressly acknowledge that any research-grade materials, receptor agonists, hormone secretagogues, melanocortin agonists, repair compounds, similar research chemicals, or compounded preparations referenced or supplied in connection with your membership are NOT FDA-approved in their compounded form, may be subject to FDA enforcement discretion, state Board of Pharmacy regulations, DEA scheduling, or the federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act, and may be wholly unavailable, restricted, or illegal in your jurisdiction. You alone are responsible for confirming legality of possession, importation, and use. Compounded substances are not reviewed by the FDA for safety, efficacy, purity, sterility, potency, or identity. All branded pharmaceutical products are trademarks of their respective owners; Midwest Wellness is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any such manufacturer, and no comparison or equivalency is implied by the membership.

22. Electronic Signature; Clickwrap Acknowledgment

By creating an account, checking an acceptance box, clicking “I Agree,” “Sign Up,” “Continue,” “Place Order,” or any similar affirmative action, or by otherwise using the services, you affirmatively assent to these Terms and our Privacy Policy under the federal Electronic Signatures in Global and National Commerce Act (E-SIGN Act, 15 U.S.C. § 7001 et seq.), the Uniform Electronic Transactions Act (UETA), and any applicable state-equivalent statutes, with the same force and effect as a handwritten signature. You consent to receive all notices, disclosures, contracts, and records electronically and waive any right to receive them on paper. You may withdraw such consent only by terminating your account, in which case the services will no longer be available to you.

23. Age Verification; ID Check Consent

You consent to age and identity verification through manual review, government-issued photo identification, knowledge-based authentication, biometric matching (selfie-to-ID), and/or third-party verification vendors. You authorize us and our vendors to collect, process, store, and share verification data as necessary to comply with applicable law and confirm eligibility. Submitting false, altered, or another person's identification constitutes fraud and may be reported to law enforcement.

24. Force Majeure; Supply Chain Disclaimer

The Released Parties shall not be liable for any delay, failure, suspension, modification, shortage, substitution, recall, backorder, discontinuation, or non-performance arising directly or indirectly from causes beyond their reasonable control, including but not limited to acts of God, fire, flood, earthquake, pandemic, epidemic, public health emergency, war, terrorism, civil unrest, strikes, labor disputes, raw material or active pharmaceutical ingredient (API) shortages, compounding pharmacy unavailability, FDA or state regulatory action, DEA scheduling changes, import/export restrictions, carrier delays, cyberattacks, utility or internet outages, governmental orders, or changes in law. In any such event, our sole obligation is to use commercially reasonable efforts to resume performance or, at our option, issue a prorated credit for undelivered services; consequential, incidental, and special damages are excluded.

25. No Refunds; State-Specific Carve-Outs

ALL SALES ARE FINAL. Except where expressly required by non-waivable applicable law, NO REFUNDS, RETURNS, CHARGEBACKS, OR CREDITS will be issued for any product, subscription, service, consultation, membership, or fee, in whole or in part, for any reason, including but not limited to dissatisfaction, change of mind, lack of results, side effects, missed appointments, late cancellation, product substitution due to supply, or your ineligibility discovered after purchase. Compounded preparations and personalized health products are bespoke and non-returnable for safety and regulatory reasons. Nothing in this Section limits any non-waivable statutory right you may have, including, where applicable: California Civil Code §§ 1689.6–1689.7 (limited 3-day right to cancel certain in-person solicited contracts), the FTC Cooling-Off Rule (16 C.F.R. Part 429) for qualifying in-person sales of $25+, or comparable laws in your state of residence. To exercise any such non-waivable right, you must follow the written procedure those statutes require; failure to do so is a waiver to the maximum extent permitted by law. Chargebacks initiated without first contacting us in good faith and allowing 30 days to cure constitute a material breach of these Terms, and you agree we may recover from you all chargeback fees, processing costs, and reasonable attorneys' fees incurred.

26. Photo, Testimonial, and Content Release

If you submit any photograph, video, audio recording, written testimonial, review, before/after image, social-media post, tag, mention, or other content (collectively, “User Content”) to Midwest Wellness or about Midwest Wellness on any public platform, you grant Midwest Wellness and its affiliates, successors, licensees, and assigns a perpetual, irrevocable, worldwide, royalty-free, fully paid-up, sublicensable, transferable, non-exclusive license to use, reproduce, distribute, modify, adapt, publicly display, publicly perform, create derivative works of, and exploit such User Content in any and all media now known or later developed, including for advertising, marketing, promotion, social media, packaging, and commercial purposes, without further notice, approval, compensation, attribution, or right of inspection. You waive any rights of privacy, publicity, moral rights, and any similar rights to the maximum extent permitted by law. You represent and warrant that you own or control all rights necessary to grant this license, that the User Content is truthful and not misleading, that any results depicted are your own and not typical of others, and that the User Content does not infringe any third-party rights. You agree to identify any material connection to Midwest Wellness (e.g., free product, discount, affiliate relationship) as required by the FTC Endorsement Guides (16 C.F.R. Part 255). Midwest Wellness has no obligation to use any User Content and may remove or modify it at any time.

27. Contact

Midwest Wellness LLC · legal@midwestwellness.example · St. Louis, Missouri, USA.